The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says. "What a Great Chest you have!"
He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, Baby."
He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have!"
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. Of dynamite, baby."
He then removes his underwear, and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
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The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!
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Oh, that is so funny! I'm sharing this one! LOL
I know. I loved it. I don't usually do a lot of posting of jokes, but it caught me as being so original, and I got it from someone with no connection to Blogster so I know it probably hadn't been posted here.
AJ
that is funny,but a short fuse can go a long way.
You are so right!
AJ
Ah ha ha ha!
LOL
I thought the same thing!
AJ
ROFLOL!! That is great. I, too, will have to pass it on.
I am glad that you liked it. I hope other people like it as much!
AJ
That's a really good one...and I thought I'd heard it all. LOL
It was definitely different! I am glad you liked it!
AJ
just shared this one w/BF, the slob who took 3 yrs to clean the stove and counters when he does the closing night/ after dinner dishes, and sometimes polishes off with wiping them down. hehe, this is a dangerous place to get ammunition, out of the box!! hehehe!
hey, how do you add friends and build a circle, add pixes? ml
To add friends and subscribe to blogs so you can get notified when people post new entries, you just have to click the links that are found at the top left of their blog where their avatar (picture) is.
Pictures seem to be easier for some and harder for others. When I am writing my blog, I upload it to the site. You can do that when you are creating a new entry. There is a box on the left side of the screen when you are writing a new entry. You select it and upload it (the upload button appears after you select a file. When the upload is finished it, it appears in a box above that area. You just click on the picture, and (presto-chango) it is there.
AJ
lol, heard it before in dutch but in english its great too lol.
LOL! I am glad you liked it even if it wasn't the first time you heard it.
AJ
Made me smile. And it's actually a blonde joke I hadn't heard before, which is a rarity. My personal favorite blonde joke ends, "She opens the car door."
LOL! Those are definitely good ones. I am glad that you enjoyed!
AJ